No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollock
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein. -- Red Smith
Identify your visitor.
It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.
"What I've done, of course, is total garbage." -- R. Willard, Pure Math 430a
This fortune intentionally says nothing.
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I represent a sardine!!
In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
Keep on keepin' on.
Have an adequate day.
Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
Henry Kissinger: Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and breath as fresh as a summer ham.
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
Events are not affected, they develop. -- Sri Aurobindo
Hello... IRON CURTAIN? Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA! World War III? No thanks!
If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.